Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
charliemikevictortango417:

xamhx:

FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!

FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.



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charliemikevictortango417:

xamhx:

FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!

FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.

(Source: best-of-imgur)

Posted 1 day ago

Cosplayers are amazing

schnikeman:

consultingavatar:

when you think about it, it’s quite phenomenal. we are

  • models
  • tailors
  • crafters
  • hairstylists
  • woodworkers
  • leatherworkers
  • metalworkers
  • artists
  • actors
  • fashion designers

we are everything we wished to be as children, no matter whether our cosplays are accurate or not, well or poorly made. Be proud of yourself, cosplayers! You are truly amazing.

I’M SO HAPPY!! THEY MENTIONED LEATHERWORKERS!! XXXDDD

Posted 1 day ago

kisu-no-hi:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

Can they do the same with period pains so they would finally understand we don’t exaggerate that either?

(Source: vimeo.com)

Posted 4 days ago

kisu-no-hi:

My friends when they see a baby: 

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Me:

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———-

Me when I see a dog:

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Them:

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Posted 4 days ago

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

Who’s ready for dessert?

With thanks to lillylallylooly for her encouragement and assistance.

Posted 4 days ago

chulacabra:

voidance309:

Choose your fandom starter :).

Aw shit I overslept and now I’m stuck with this fucker. :c

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Posted 4 days ago

everdancesounds:

thekingofvikings:

trainerjessikawantstobattle:

Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.

Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!

We can finally run from trainer battles

Posted 4 days ago

originalbuttologist:

ask-de-writer:

snapdraws:

Apologies for the terrible image quality - I’m lacking scanner access at the minute so I had to take these photos on my phone

I was reading hyperbole and a half’s blog entry explaining their experience of depression and decided to make another sketchy comic based on my experiences with anxiety, which is another mental illness I think people tend to misunderstand quite frequently

Hopefully this will be of use to some people - whether they suffer from anxiety themselves or if they just want to know more about it

This is a very good piece.  It says some important things.

This really explains things in ways I can’t. Thank you.

Posted 4 days ago

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

I want this!

(Source: moshita)

Posted 5 days ago

sluttyjongin:

eternal-amber:

afrosinspace:

hauteproportions:

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING? 

So this is how kpop stars get their hair all them colors? Is that chalk?

Hair chalk~ you can buy it online

the more you know!

Posted 5 days ago

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

yuunopatsu:

spoon-party-of-durin:

The Hobbit Dubstep (Misty Mountains Cold) Remix

SWEET LORD OF THE RINGS ARAGORN FUCK ME DEAD THAT IS FUCKING MAGNIFICENT 

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i think i had a heart attack when i heard ‘precious’

(Source: seidrs)

Posted 5 days ago

winmill:

sourcedumal:

THIS!

It’s not fucking hard people

Wearing a warbonnet is akin to wearing a fucking purple heart you didn’t earn.

A military personnel would chew your ass out for daring to wear a medal you didn’t earn. You should expect the same from the tribes you are disgracing with your hipster bullshit. 

This post. This. Fucking THIS.

Beautiful.

(Source: foradayofsky)

Posted 5 days ago

rairix:

liddo-cait:

i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls

it is fantastic

…this won’t end well if we play

(Source: lickettysplitt)

Posted 6 days ago
  1. Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  2. Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  3. Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  4. Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  5. Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  6. Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  7. Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
  8. Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.